1. The dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner.

2. 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.

3. The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors.

4. This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her dog. It was obvious she thought her dog understood her. I came into my house and told my cat and we both laughed a lot.

5. Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

6. This virus has done what no woman has been able to do: cancel sports, shut down bars, and keep men at home.

7. I need to practice social-distancing – from the refrigerator.

8. Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank teller wearing a mask.